Cuts like a knife
I've been wondering this very thing ever since I had a mini-stapler confiscated out of my writer-on-the-go kit by the TSA (it had a pointy little thing on the back end meant to remove staples and evidently the eyeballs of pilots). What has become of all the manicure scissors and ninja toothpicks amassed by airport security? Well, here's the answer. All good implements go to heaven -- that is to say, eBay.
Via ReadyMadeMag.com: Shiny Pointy Things