Not ready to bite the hand that feeds me... er, I mean, like not totally OFF or anything

Of course advertising is stupid, but I'm still enough of a suckup to resist fantasies of death by folding chair or faulty hotplate. On the other hand, copyranter has been in NYC long enough to deserve to be cynical. Not so your advertising backwater hostess, Miz E. So for a look at various scathing and sometimes vulgar reviews of advertising, see copyranter.

Meanwhile, if you want to see the pathetic little updates to my main business site, please view the agonizingly earnest Faith River Communications.